“Harharhar, nobody will notice us dumping coal into our rivers, if we give them an Arnold video!”
“Nyuk nyuk nyuk, nobody will see us drilling for oil in national parks, if they’re busy complaining about our fabricated terrorist attack!”
“Teehee, nobody’ll notice that we’re disbanding the EPA, if they’re too busy watching the Superbowl!”
Opening narration: Our world is in peril. Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet. She gives five magic rings to five special people. From Science, nuclear physicist Taylor Wilson with the power of earth. From Government, Senator Bernard Sanders with the power of fire. From Technology, maaaaaaybe Elon Musk with the power of wind (we’ll see). From the National Park Service, NPS rangers with the power of water and from Hollywood, actress Meryl Streep with the power of heart. With the five powers combined they summon earth’s greatest champion – CAPTAIN PLANET!
Taylor, Bernie, Elon, Ranger Rick, Meryl: Go, Planet!
Captain Planet: …the power is yours?