The new political landscape

In hindsight, it is now increasingly apparent that our pollsters failed to capture a key demographic, which had heavy implications for our election results. My sources are now discovering that our president-elect’s first name and temperamental resemblance to a famous animated duck may have heavily influenced the toddler vote.

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