The other day my wife and I were at the location, when our unflattering adjective child started to action the very expensive and very fragile expensive and very fragile object. I told the kid to rational action, but instead he decided to irrational action, then proceeded to tell us to unspeakable action. In hindsight what I should have done was rational reaction, but instead I irrational yet justified reaction, and as a result the entire location turned to stare at us. The frowning lady with no kids of her own probably thought we were unflattering nouns.
December 11, 2016
Mad Libs for parents