1:41 AM

1:41 – Took crying baby from mother to let her sleep
1:41 – Made shushing noises to baby
1:41 – Bounced with baby on giant rubber ball
1:41 – Changed baby hold to vertical
1:41 – Attempted to burp baby
1:41 – Walked baby beside a window for fresh air
1:41 – Checked baby’s diaper
1:41 – Changed baby hold to horizontal
1:41 – Put baby into crib
1:41 – Sang lullaby to baby
1:41 – Picked up baby from crib
1:41 – Bounced with baby on giant rubber ball
1:41 – Changed baby hold to vertical
1:41 – Attempted to burp baby
1:41 – Changed baby hold to horizontal
1:41 – Attempted to give baby pacifier
1:41 – Changed baby hold to vertical
1:42 – Walked the baby beside a running bathroom faucet
1:42 – Checked baby’s diaper
1:42 – Put baby into crib
1:42 – Stared at crying baby
1:42 – Picked up baby from crib
1:42 – Made shushing noises to baby
1:42 – Changed baby hold to horizontal
1:42 – Changed baby hold to vertical
1:42 – Let baby suck on finger
1:42 – Checked baby’s diaper
1:42 – Looked up “baby holds” on the Internet
1:42 – Changed baby hold to face down on right arm
1:42 – Changed baby hold to horizontal
1:42 – Apologized to baby, mouthed silent profanities at the Internet
1:42 – Played lullaby from smartphone
1:42 – Bounced with baby on giant rubber ball
1:42 – Put baby into crib
1:43 – Went to wake up mother in next room

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