8/1/2016 Walked in on subject while subject was peeing. Stood uncomfortably close and pretended to study the trajectory of the stream. Test subject smiled nervously, but otherwise experienced no trauma.
8/2/2016 Walked in on subject again while subject was peeing. Took a square of toilet paper and disposed of it into the bowl. Test subject expressed mild concern at the waste of resources, but otherwise exhibited no serious reaction.
8/3/2016 Walked in on subject again while subject was peeing. After watching the stream for 2.5 seconds, I waved my hand beneath the path of the stream. Test subject measured high levels of stress and shock, and attempted to suppress his pee while carrying me to the sink. Experienced additional levels of anxiety when I wiped my hand on his shirt. Fascinating.