The first week of daycare can be a difficult, stressful time for everyone involved. Here’s some helpful words to help your child cope with his or her new surroundings:
“I don’t love you as much as you think I do.”
“Your tears mean nothing to me.”
“I’d rather make more money than spend time with you.”
I’ve also found that cruel laughter timed immediately after each comment is especially effective in bringing out those delicious tears.
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