The Categorization of Humanity

EVERYONE

—Hipsters
——Those who wish they could stop being hipsters
————Those who wish to be special

——Pot-committed hipsters
————Those who wish to be special

—Those who mock hipsters
——Yuccies
————Those who wish they could stop being yuccies
————————Those who wish to be special

————Pot-committed yuccies
————————Those who wish to be special
————————Undercover hipsters (who wish to be special)

——The contemptuous masses
————Those who make fun of hipsters but secretly wish they were in the hipster club
————————Those who wish to be special
————Those who make fun of hipsters but secretly cry in their bed at night, wishing they were in the hipster club
————————Those who wish to be special
————Those who make fun of hipsters but secretly cry in their bed and in the bathroom at work, wishing they were in the hipster club
————————Those who wish to be special


—Those who do not mock hipsters

——Mothers of hipsters
————Those who wish to be special
——Grandmothers of hipsters
————Those who wish to be special

—Old guy who writes dated blog posts on philkuan.wordpress.com
——Those who wish to be special

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