Here’s what I plan to tell my kid when he gets older.
“Son, put down that PS4 controller and let’s chat. There’s only two things you really need to do to be successful: Learn to love learning, and practice how to practice. Got it? Good now let’s go buy that next installment of Halo we wanted, don’t tell your mother.”
Hopefully this’ll put the kid on some sort of auto-pilot upbringing, freeing up enough of my valuable time to oh no hold on HEY BUDDY DON’T CRY PAPA’S COMING PLEASE GO BACK TO SLEEP!