Typical Saturday

Typical Saturday in 2005 –

  • 52% video games
  • 20% quality time with girlfriend
  • 20% basketball
  • 8% meals+hygiene
  • .00001% responsible stuff

Typical Saturday in 2010 –

  • 40% quality time with wife
  • 20% basketball
  • 12% video games
  • 10% meals+hygiene
  • 7% wondering if any NBA teams are looking for 5′ 9″ slightly aging point guards with a passion for basketball and a ~6% 3 point shooting average
  • 5% naptime
  • 3% fantasy basketball
  • 3% responsible stuff

Typical Saturday in 2015 –

  • 30% chasing the kid
  • 25% watching the kid do irresponsible stuff
  • 10% watching the kid eat or not eat
  • 10% cleaning the kid
  • 10% cleaning up after the kid
  • 5% meals and hygiene
  • 5% naptime
  • 4% responsible stuff
  • 1% creepily watching my wife and kid while they’re sleeping
  • .00001% jogging in place
  • .00001% fantasy basketball
  • .00001% looking longingly at my old PS3 console
  • .00001% documenting how my typical Saturdays have changed in the past decade
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